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I eat snakes for breakfast
I eat snakes for breakfast

I told my moms BF about Mass Effect and he started playing from game one. He said Tali and Wrex are his faves and he’s tryna be paragon so he doesnt have to kill the krogan.

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thievinghippo:

Here is all of Javik’s ‘background chatter’ from the party in the Citadel DLC.  As usual, the order goes from sober to drunk.  Javik apparently thinks he’s too good to talk to the primitives because this is quite short.

40 seconds. 

Next up… Jack!

Previous: Garrus  /  Kaidan  /  Wrex  /  Tali  /  Traynor  /  Ashley

His lil evil laughs!

frostfox6:

cortina2:

Glyph’s Secret Party Footage - The Normandy Ballet

"Man, this music is hot! The right music sets the tone for the whole party, right?"

ffff play everything is awesome with this

Straight up, James must be WASTED cause he has waaay too much energy. Sensual Samara and Tali. And the fucking Biotics (except Jack and Miranda), They dance as bad as Shepard

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pipopapotelepathy:

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theboyofcheese:

My turn to jump on the “human version of Mass Effect characters” bandwagon!This is what I imagine Thane would be like if he were human~

theboyofcheese:

My turn to jump on the “human version of Mass Effect characters” bandwagon!

This is what I imagine Thane would be like if he were human~

"I’m not fighting for humans, that’s Shepard’s job. He’s deliberate, patient. It pisses me off. He knows what he wants. So do I. But when I see what I want, I can take it. Shepard? He’s gonna think about it, I think that’s why he’s Commander. Like I said: pisses me off. I’m not fighting for Shepard. I’m not fighting for anyone. I’m fighting because that’s what I was made for.”

crjewelry:

Crystal Knuckles

314eater:

naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

tryingtofixflashpoint:

It’ll be okay, dude.

DUDE!

CONSTANTS

AND

VARIABLES!!! 

No matter the future, alternate timeline, dream or past life it seems like Finn always looses his arm

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

*Restarts Bioware game*

Yeah! I’m going to make different choices and play entirely differently than last time!

*Makes the exact same choices and plays the exact same way.*

I cant be 100% renegade, no matter how hard i try

petimetre:

Pin-Up Thane
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petimetre:

Pin-Up Thane

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